I'm not THAT old....yet

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JDgreen227

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I\'m not THAT old....yet

Tuesday morning, I headed out on a mission to visit the local big box home center stores, and stop at several thrift shops to stock up on paperback books, or whatever else was a good buy.

At the third place, I found a brand new, never-been-taken-out-of-the-box two foot long, halogen three bulb light. A perfect item for my new computer desk hutch, and a steal at the marked price of $5.05. I grabbed it off the shelf, made sure the box had not been tampered with, and scurried to the cash register desk.

The 20 year old young lady operating the register looked at me, then rang the light up for $3.95 with tax. Wondering if there was a special sale going on, I asked why the item didn't cost the marked price plus tax...pointing to a hand lettered sign taped to the register, she replied: "Sir, as the sign says, we give a 25 percent discount to our customers 60 years of age and over..."

What REALLY hurt is that the sign she was pointing to also said: "PROOF OF AGE REQUIRED" and was I asked to show proof? Nope.

As nicely as I could, I inquired if I actually looked that much over 60....she said well, not much. So I told her I was only 54 and the discount wasn't valid, and I would pay the marked price. Grabbed my light and slunk out the door, muttering under my breath about the aw-dassity of today's younger generation.

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What do you guys do when you are given a senior discount that you actually don't qualify for...take the discount and run? While I love my new bargain light, every time I switch it on and off, I am going to recall the incident and remember that SOMEDAY I WILL QUALIFY FOR THEIR DISCOUNT.

Darn it. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
 
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I\'m not THAT old....yet

Tuesday morning, I headed out on a mission to visit the local big box home center stores, and stop at several thrift shops to stock up on paperback books, or whatever else was a good buy.

At the third place, I found a brand new, never-been-taken-out-of-the-box two foot long, halogen three bulb light. A perfect item for my new computer desk hutch, and a steal at the marked price of $5.05. I grabbed it off the shelf, made sure the box had not been tampered with, and scurried to the cash register desk.

The 20 year old young lady operating the register looked at me, then rang the light up for $3.95 with tax. Wondering if there was a special sale going on, I asked why the item didn't cost the marked price plus tax...pointing to a hand lettered sign taped to the register, she replied: "Sir, as the sign says, we give a 25 percent discount to our customers 60 years of age and over..."

What REALLY hurt is that the sign she was pointing to also said: "PROOF OF AGE REQUIRED" and was I asked to show proof? Nope.

As nicely as I could, I inquired if I actually looked that much over 60....she said well, not much. So I told her I was only 54 and the discount wasn't valid, and I would pay the marked price. Grabbed my light and slunk out the door, muttering under my breath about the aw-dassity of today's younger generation.

/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

What do you guys do when you are given a senior discount that you actually don't qualify for...take the discount and run? While I love my new bargain light, every time I switch it on and off, I am going to recall the incident and remember that SOMEDAY I WILL QUALIFY FOR THEIR DISCOUNT.

Darn it. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
 
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Re: I\'m not THAT old....yet

/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gifWell, I am that old now. I don't recall ever being offered a senior discount before I was old enough, but I've also never been asked for proof since being old enough. In fact, I don't guess I've ever "asked" for a senior discount; they just take one look at me and give it without asking. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
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/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gifWell, I am that old now. I don't recall ever being offered a senior discount before I was old enough, but I've also never been asked for proof since being old enough. In fact, I don't guess I've ever "asked" for a senior discount; they just take one look at me and give it without asking. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
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At least you don't need to prove you're old enough to purchase alcohol. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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Re: I\'m not THAT old....yet

At least you don't need to prove you're old enough to purchase alcohol. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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I bet Bird gets lots of discounts at his old stomping grounds.

The reason I say that is was offered a heckuva discount at a McDonalds on 407 just off of 35E.

I was with an engineer and we stopped at Mickey D's for a pit stop. I had my big old coffee mug with me so I'd do a refill while there. He asked me to get him a small cup to go also.

I handed the kid (less than twenty five is a kid) my cup and told him I needed a small cup to go also. He rang up twenty seven cents.

I thought that was a heckuva deal for a refill.

"I need a small cup to go too, please" I said.

"I know" he said.

"I get a refill of this big cup and a small cup to go for twenty five cents plus tax?" I asked.

"You're a senior, right?

My whole life I've been a junior. And I wasn't about to tell that young man my father was still alive and "senior". /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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Re: I\'m not THAT old....yet

I bet Bird gets lots of discounts at his old stomping grounds.

The reason I say that is was offered a heckuva discount at a McDonalds on 407 just off of 35E.

I was with an engineer and we stopped at Mickey D's for a pit stop. I had my big old coffee mug with me so I'd do a refill while there. He asked me to get him a small cup to go also.

I handed the kid (less than twenty five is a kid) my cup and told him I needed a small cup to go also. He rang up twenty seven cents.

I thought that was a heckuva deal for a refill.

"I need a small cup to go too, please" I said.

"I know" he said.

"I get a refill of this big cup and a small cup to go for twenty five cents plus tax?" I asked.

"You're a senior, right?

My whole life I've been a junior. And I wasn't about to tell that young man my father was still alive and "senior". /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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I thought this was going to be one of those I'm thirty something and folks are sending me AARP membership info. I never really thought about old until about a year ago. I am beginning to understand old age a little better. Things heal, they just take their time. You don't loose hair, it just moves around. Flu shots were something I scoffed at until it took me four weeks to get over a 24 hour cold. I can remember things provided someone reminds me I remembered it. I can still do everything I did when I was 19 but for shorter and shorter periods of time. I am no longer so stupid to think that I can save $150 digging a trench by hand when a simple trencher will do it in 30 minutes. Next revelation will be that I can hire someone to do it for $75 while I watch. Age has a few advantages and some wondermants, like I wonder why I always feel that in order for me to be happy, my wife needs to be happy but the opposite never, ever seems to apply? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
 
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Re: I\'m not THAT old....yet

I thought this was going to be one of those I'm thirty something and folks are sending me AARP membership info. I never really thought about old until about a year ago. I am beginning to understand old age a little better. Things heal, they just take their time. You don't loose hair, it just moves around. Flu shots were something I scoffed at until it took me four weeks to get over a 24 hour cold. I can remember things provided someone reminds me I remembered it. I can still do everything I did when I was 19 but for shorter and shorter periods of time. I am no longer so stupid to think that I can save $150 digging a trench by hand when a simple trencher will do it in 30 minutes. Next revelation will be that I can hire someone to do it for $75 while I watch. Age has a few advantages and some wondermants, like I wonder why I always feel that in order for me to be happy, my wife needs to be happy but the opposite never, ever seems to apply? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
 

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