I Need Some Help

[cbturf]

After our heated discussion last week on machines and other things we need to lighten up a little. On that note we need to compile a top 10 list on mulching addiction. I have a few to start but I need unput to make sure we do not miss anything.

1. On your anniversary you searched for carbide jewelry for your wife.
2. Your favorite cologne smells a lot like hydraulic oil.
3. You can not drive anywhere without seeing yourself clearing all of the brush along the way.
4. You seriously considered Fecon, Loftness or Cimaf for your children's names.
5. Break EVERY traffic law known to man to catch up to and look at every mulcher you see on the highway.

 

[Landwise]

6. Truck has auto pilot to the parts store.
7. Off road Diesel resellers bid for your business.
8. You see a battery powered grease gun and say, I need that.
9. Snake boots are as common to you as sneakers.
10. you hear "You get how much to Bush Hog?!?!?" in your sleep.

I love #3....

 

[cbturf]

I like no. 6 keep them coming. Can you guys tell how bored I am getting, I broke a tooth holder on the Fecon and have not worked for two days.

 

[Terra Firma Scott]

HA!!!!

I love #3 and #5....Funny how you think your the only one thinking these ways...I know now that i am not alone...

I nearly run off the road looking at land uncleared along highways,etc and saying to myself "yep, that would be gone"" and oh Id clear around that and prune it up" and "wonder how it would look if i just did this or that and left all that..."

too funny-good list cb and landwise-

 

[cbturf]

I know we are missing some things who else has input?

 

[Cat_Driver]

#11 You have to rub "LEG ON" on your legs after 10 hours in your rig.
#12 Buy more equipment, buy bigger tow vehicles.
#13 The hospital refuses to take your donated kidneys
#14 The implement salesman know you buy your first name, and has you on speed dial.
#15 You still love the smell of diesel in the morning