Hurt my foot and need some help!!!

[i579rbd]

So I had surgery on my foot and am spending about 9-10 weeks on crutches. I am trying to have fun with all the folks that asked me what happened without revealing the boring truth (Hallus Rigidus). So far I have used the excuse that I irked my SWMBO, I forgot the "Safe" word, and just the other day I told a complete stranger our washing machine got locked up and I put my foot into it to pack the clothes down and it restarted. She totally believed it. My problem is I am running out of stories. Can anyone offer up some fun explanations I can try hook people on?

 

[forgeblast]

You sneezed when running a circular saw and it came down on your foot

 

[Toyboy]

The lead fell out of your a** and hit you in the foot!

 

[jlgurr]

You tried to kick a Razorback but forgot you were only wearing flip flops

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Tell them you had your parasitic evil twin brother, who had been there since birth, surgically removed and preserved in alcohol.

 

[Eyecatcher]

I re-injured it when I booted the last guy that asked me. Required surgery to remove it from his butt, and if you think I look bad on crutches, you oughta see him in his modified wheelchair!

 

[dave1949]

It's an occupational injury; you are a chainsaw juggler.

 

[oosik]

The blades on your pro chipper caught your foot as you were jamming brush in its throat.

 

[oosik]

The last guy that asked you a stupid question had a pocket knife in his back pocket when you answered him.

 

[oosik]

You think the foot looks bad - you should see the gator that I kicked.