?????? GROAN

[Pixguy]

 

[Pixguy]

 

[MoKelly]

My boss showed up for work yesterday in a brand new red Ferrari.

I said “boss, that is a sweet car”.

The boss said “well, if you work hard, put in long hours and generate lots of money for the firm, then I’ll get another one next year”.

MoKelly

 

[Semper Paratus]

Silence is golden duct tape is silver....

 

[i7win7]

 

[i7win7]

I think my owner voted for Biden

 

[Fuddy1952]

Nope - that was sticky fingers Charlie.

MoKelly

No! I'm 68 and my doctor just checked my
prostate. I'm sure he has at least six fingers, plus he don't cut his dam nails!

 

[Jim Shooz]

No! I'm 68 and my doctor just checked my
prostate. I'm sure he has at least six fingers, plus he don't cut his dam nails!

Did he have both hands on your shoulders ?

 

[the old grind]

My Urologist was a terrific Doctor of short stature. His line when putting on the glove was "Small finger."

btw, just to let everyone know, I quit drinking. I ran out. It seems to happen every day.

There's always tomorrow.

 

[MoKelly]

My high school teachers always said I’d never amount to anything because I procrastinated too much.

I told them “you just wait”!

MoKelly