fix and tidy list

[daedong]

fix and tidy list

As you all know Henro's wife will be on her way home soon from holidays.

To help Henro out we should write a fix and tidy list for him /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I will start it the first couple

(1) Get rid of all empty wine and beer bottles
(2) remove all tractor parts from kitchen

 

[RobertN]

Re: fix and tidy list

Remove crusty tractor parts that are soaking in the bath tub

Scrub stains from tub

Put all of wifes tools away; the ones used when the ones from the garage could not be located

Remove tractor parts from dish washer

Put away the video of the square dancing Farmalls

 

[bczoom]

Re: fix and tidy list

Remove pizza boxes from living room

Put all the dishes that are stacked on the kitchen counter in the sink (once tractor parts are removed).

Put her car back in the garage

Flush the toilet and put the seat down

 

[chucko]

Re: fix and tidy list

Change underpants

 

[Glenn9643]

Re: fix and tidy list

Put all of wifes tools away; the ones used when the ones from the garage could not be located

Robert,
I thought I was the only one guilty of this one!

 

[ronjhall]

Re: fix and tidy list

Hide all the receipts for new attachments and other tractor necessities. /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Hide all new tractor attachments. /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Do not do all of the other things suggested. Wife needs something to find. Otherwise she will suspect something is wrong. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Dozernut]

Re: fix and tidy list

Take down the Tractors Gone Wild pin ups, the ones with their hoods off /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif. Take the tractor talk hot line off the speed dial. Call a plumber to finally fix the toilet and take down signs telling him to fix them. Buy flowers and practice the "Man Mantra", I'm sorry, You were right, I was wrong.

 

[bczoom]

Re: fix and tidy list

</font><font color="blue" class="small">( Do not do all of the other things suggested. Wife needs something to find. Otherwise she will suspect something is wrong. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif )</font>

I recommended leaving the dirty dishes around. Would that help reduce suspicion? Maybe putting the overflow dishes in the oven would help also.

BTW - Anyone know if Henro is reading this? No response. Wonder if he's doing the things at the top of the thread, coming back when completed and finding there's more postings of things he needs to do.

 

[Golfgar4]

Re: fix and tidy list

It appears that right at this moment, Henro is logged off.

 

[JazzDad]

Re: fix and tidy list

If he doesn't have everything tidied up, SHE'S gonna be drilling some holes in his ROPS, or something else!