When we got a new car last Fall, it took over a slot in the garage, and Wifey's wagon began to spend some time outside. This Spring, the wagon began to get plastered with birdcrap bigtime. The attached photo shows deposits made in ONE DAY. Wifey saw a robin sit on the sideview mirror and let loose. Then another, and another at various times of the day. #3 Son began to have the same problems with his car. For whatever reason, my truck escaped the bombing runs. Wifey and #3 Son tied plastic bags on the mirrors, went out and shooed the bird away - all to no avail.
Now the last critter that Wifey killed was a pheasant back when we were dating in '68, but she asked me to leave a loaded gun handy when I left for work. She wanted a real gun, but settled for a red dot sight temporarily mounted on the pellet r****. A couple days later when I came home from work, Wifey told me #3 Son managed to pick off a robin earlier that day. That was it - end of problem. No more mess. I can't imagine one bird could do what was happening to our cars, but we've had no more problems since that one robin went away...........................chim