Chuckle for the Day

/ Chuckle for the Day #12  
A Captain was new to his position as commanding officer and wanted to seem important. When a private showed up at his office he pretended to be on the phone and motioned for the private to not interrupt. He said, 典hank you General. Will there be anything else? into the phone. When he hung up he asked the private what he needed.

The private said, 鉄ir, I知 here to hook up your phone.
 
/ Chuckle for the Day #13  
I had a neighbor in Florida that checked his engine oil with the engine running and checked the tranny fluid with the engine off.
 
/ Chuckle for the Day #14  
A few years ago, one of our friends in our snowmobile club had just purchased a new dual pane shield for his helmet as the old one was quite scratched. We were out riding and his took off his helmet to complain that he should have saved the money as the new shield was no better than the old one. I reached over and removed the protective plastic layer that comes on all of the shields. He was amazed at the difference.
i did the same thing to an apprentice in his welding hood...lol
 

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