gstrom99
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- Greene, Iowa
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- Deere 855, Deere 530R zero turn, Allis Chalmers D17 III, Polaris Ranger, Deere 3032E (SIL's), Yamaha Timberwolf 250, Husky saws, H & H 10k and Carry-On trailers
The other day, while I was up on the (first story) roof, the (always blowing) Iowa wind blew my ladder down/off the gutter. This is at my (very rural) Iowa place. Where is my phone? In the house, on the kitchen table...
No one else home, and the dog can't help... Neighbors are too far away and it was so windy they surely wouldn't hear me screaming anyway. I was getting panicky and kinda freaked out.
After a few minutes, I figured I might as well get it over with and jump down, injury-be-damned. I ended up crawling over the side, and hung from the gutter, and dropped down. Something like a 5 foot drop. Luckily, nothing injured or broke. The gutter got a little bent, but didn't fail.
Lesson learned: Always keep your cell phone on your person...

No one else home, and the dog can't help... Neighbors are too far away and it was so windy they surely wouldn't hear me screaming anyway. I was getting panicky and kinda freaked out.
After a few minutes, I figured I might as well get it over with and jump down, injury-be-damned. I ended up crawling over the side, and hung from the gutter, and dropped down. Something like a 5 foot drop. Luckily, nothing injured or broke. The gutter got a little bent, but didn't fail.
Lesson learned: Always keep your cell phone on your person...