GOOD MORNING SHEEPLE!

[masseyrider]

Good morning one and all to our bi-annual time change.
Nobody seems to like it.
Disturbs us all.
Throws our circadian rhythm off.
There are claimed medical issues and increased accidents associated with it.
There are few if any benefits.
It's not like we somehow alter the space time continuum and magically create any extra real daylight.
Just a reallocation of the 24 hours we've always had.
Yet hundreds of millions of us are affected negatively. Like a huge herd of sheep, other than a few news people who report it, nobody questions it.
Who/where/what is this unseen shepherd and his dog driving this herd of SHEEPLE.
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba....
Sorry for those that aren't fluent.
I said, what kind of idiots are we?

 

[YanmarFever]

Does this answer your question....

 

[BleedingOrange]

"Only a white man would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it to the bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket."

Personally, my body clock has a hard time adjusting to these time changes. It is set for where it is now, as of this morning. Wake-up, mealtimes and bedtime are all set correctly now. I would be happy to leave it locked on where we are time wise right now.

 

[Jstpssng]

I had completely forgotten about it until reading a post over in the "Groan" thread.
I was wondering why I'd slept so late.

I believe that DST is the main cause of global warming. You can't keep adding an hour of daylight every spring without expecting consequences.

 

[steve tym]

They said it on my morning news this morning. "We added an hour of daylight". Good lord, I hope people don't believe that.

 

[oldrustysteel]

Good morning one and all to our bi-annual time change.
Nobody seems to like it.
Disturbs us all.
Throws our circadian rhythm off.
There are claimed medical issues and increased accidents associated with it.
There are few if any benefits.
It's not like we somehow alter the space time continuum and magically create any extra real daylight.
Just a reallocation of the 24 hours we've always had.
Yet hundreds of millions of us are affected negatively. Like a huge herd of sheep, other than a few news people who report it, nobody questions it.
Who/where/what is this unseen shepherd and his dog driving this herd of SHEEPLE.
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba....
Sorry for those that aren't fluent.
I said, what kind of idiots are we?

It's just 1 of the many Bad Ideas the Govt. will never give up on.

Wake Up America!!

 

[NHBX]

Now I have to change my afternoon nap schedule again!

 

[John0829]

"We added an hour of daylight". Good lord, I hope people don't believe that.

Sadly a vast majority will believe it, back when I was still working I liked being on DST so I had an extra bit of daylight when I got home to get some jobs done to free up time on the weekend BUT even then I was still of the opinion PICK ONE and leave it alone!

Maybe it is a great conspiracy by medical and insurance to generate income, makes as much sense as anything heard these days. No matter pick one, standard or DST and leave it, no matter which is picked someone will be P.O.'d about it, fine, get over it. There are a few sane places that do not partake in this switching back and forth, unfortunately I don't live in one.

 

[Hay Dude]

It's just 1 of the many Bad Ideas the Govt. will never give up on.

Wake Up America!!

DST is an annoying idea, but the other ideas they have are MUCH worse.

 

[Complete Turf Care]

I must be one of the very few people that likes the time changes every year.

In the summer, I like having more daylight in the afternoon so I can get more things done.

In winter, I like having more daylight in the morning for hunting.

Sure, it takes me a few days to adjust every time it changes, but after that, I'm good.

 

[drssg]

It's more fun in the fall. I like to come into work an hour late and say that I forgot about the time change.

 

[EddieWalker]

My chickens are very confused. They know that bed time is 7pm, but now I have to convince them to stay up another hour before going to bed!!!!!

 

[zzvyb6]

Not all of us are sheeple...

A blond is driving out in the counrty and encounters a flock of sheep being herded across the road. When the shepherd crosses, she asks him if she could have one of the little ones if she had the right count of how many sheep there were. "Sure, he says.

"There were 25", she claims.

"That's right", he says, so she goes and picks one out, and starts to leave.

Then he says: "How about if I can guess your hair color, can I have my dog back ?"

 

[scootr]

A cowboy was riding fences in CO last fall when out of nowhere a shot rang out and his horse drop out from under him. Pulling himself free from his dead animal and getting to his feet he sees a woman with a rifle coming out of the brush. She half raised the rifle and told the man to step away from her elk. That's no elk! Cried the cowboy. The woman raised the rifle and said that's my Elk, I shot it fair and square, now you step away from it or I'll shoot you too.
Raising his hands the cowboy pleaded 'Okay lady, it's your elk, just let me get my saddle off of it.'

 

[5030]

Good morning one and all to our bi-annual time change.
Nobody seems to like it.
Disturbs us all.
Throws our circadian rhythm off.
There are claimed medical issues and increased accidents associated with it.
There are few if any benefits.
It's not like we somehow alter the space time continuum and magically create any extra real daylight.
Just a reallocation of the 24 hours we've always had.
Yet hundreds of millions of us are affected negatively. Like a huge herd of sheep, other than a few news people who report it, nobody questions it.
Who/where/what is this unseen shepherd and his dog driving this herd of SHEEPLE.
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba....
Sorry for those that aren't fluent.
I said, what kind of idiots are we?

Speak for yourself, not me.

 

[5030]

You know what you get when you turn a blonde up side down? A brunette with bad breath.....

 

[BravoXray]

My chickens are very confused. They know that bed time is 7pm, but now I have to convince them to stay up another hour before going to bed!!!!!

I didn't know that chickens could tell time.

 

[MoKelly]

I am still adjusting clocks! It’s amazing how many things have clocks!

 

[Jstpssng]

I am still adjusting clocks! It’s amazing how many things have clocks!

I have 4 which need adjusting. One on my wall, one in each truck, and my alarm clock. Everything else does it automatically.

Except one on my bedroom wall, it doesn't need to be changed as I never set it back last fall.

 

[MoKelly]

I have 4 which need adjusting. One on my wall, one in each truck, and my alarm clock. Everything else does it automatically.

Except one on my bedroom wall, it doesn't need to be changed as I never set it back last fall.

My watch still needs adjusting.

I tried this morning and couldn’t figure it out. Too many buttons.

Time to YouTube how to change time on a G-Shock.