What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[2LaneCruzer]

She looks like she's been whupped with an ugly stick.

 

[Root Cause]

Men would understand wedding vows a lot better if they included the Miranda rights.

 

[goeduck]

You have the right to to remain silent.....

had to look the rest of it up......

“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?”

 

[Woodstock Walt]

"Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy anything."

"A guy should never praise the day until the evening."

 

[jigs_n_fixtures]

Bumper Sticker Wisdom:

Painted on the tail gate: Money Can’t Buy happiness. But It Can buy a Hijet,

Small Petty People, Have Small Petty Gods.

 

[Blue Mule]

"Just because you can doesn't mean you should."

"Everything in life happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is because you're a dumb a** and you make poor decisions."

 

[sree251]

You have the right to to remain silent.....

had to look the rest of it up......

“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?”

An old guy marrying a sweet young thing would say "I do" regardless.

 

[tallyho8]

You have the right to to remain silent.....

had to look the rest of it up......

“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?”

Isn't this a question that a perp could only reply "yes" to?

 

[BravoXray]

There's nothing better than a good marriage and nothing worse than a bad marriage.

Says a guy who's been divorced and single since '81.

 

[goeduck]

one horse pony