What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[groundcover]

He does good work, just not much of it .

 

[/pine]

What does a philosophy major say a year after he graduates? "Would you like fries with that?"...!


What do you do when a Ph.D. in philosophy comes to your door?...Pay him for the pizza...!

 

[/pine]

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world...!

 

[PILOON]

Its Five O-clock Somewhere

-Alan Jackson, Jimmy Buffett

Never B4 noon!
But Newfoundland is 1/2 hr earlier so dedicated drinkers get an early start.

 

[PILOON]

No matter what the job involves, it always takes longer and costs more.

AND if a gov't contract double that!
LOL, in Montreal they are doing a tunnel and discovered un exploded dynamite.
Now the cost estimates are going orbital. (not pun intended)

 

[/pine]

BTW..."PhD" stands for "Pizza Hut Deliveryman"...!

 

[PILOON]

No matter what the job involves, it always takes longer and costs more.

AND if a gov't contract double that!
LOL, in Montreal they are doing a tunnel and discovered un exploded dynamite.
Now the cost estimates are going orbital. (not pun intended)

 

[Industrial Toys]

From the movie "Contact". First Rule of Government Spending. Why buy one, when you can buy two at twice the price?

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Yes... Dr. Pangloss was the ultimate optimist, vs Candide who was the ultimate pessimist. But... if you think about it, this has to be the best of all possible worlds; because it's the one we exist in...:confused3:

Well, I would say it's the best of all existing worlds, not the best of all possible.

 

[Industrial Toys]

Possibly billions? Maybe Trillions. Would take a while to compare them all.

 

[Steppenwolfe]

Well, I would say it's the best of all existing worlds, not the best of all possible.

How many existing worlds are there? The best of all may be the one we leave here, for...

 

[Doofy]

Not sure Humans would deserve a new world or planet seeing how we have trashed this one.

 

[drssg]

BTW..."PhD" stands for "Pizza Hut Deliveryman"...!

I thought a PhD was like a BS degree, but it's Piled Higher and Deeper.

 

[Frankenkubota]

"That boy ain't right..."

I think this one is southern, i never heard it before i moved to nc


99% of the time, uttered by an old lady.


Wellllllll, bless his heart.

That's there way of saying you are a dumb a**

 

[Frankenkubota]

I owned my own deal and worked alone. I was married to a teacher for 20 some years and most of our friends were her teacher friends. I pay very close attention.

This is probably not universal but......

If you can, do

If you can't do, teach.

 

[Industrial Toys]

And if you can't do that, CONSULT.

 

[lilranch2001]

I was offered a consulting job with the company I retired from, I didnt see me doing that.....

 

[dnw64]

BTW..."PhD" stands for "Pizza Hut Deliveryman"...!

According to my uncle, circa 25 years ago, it was a type of camera, now that computing had invaded such fundamental physical apparatus.

Push Here Dummy.

 

[buckeyefarmer]

Post Hole Digger

 

[denchen]

He was such a bad shot, if he threw a hammer on the ground, he`d miss.