What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,522  
What does a philosophy major say a year after he graduates? "Would you like fries with that?"...!


What do you do when a Ph.D. in philosophy comes to your door?...Pay him for the pizza...!
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,523  
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world...!
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,525  
No matter what the job involves, it always takes longer and costs more.

AND if a gov't contract double that!
LOL, in Montreal they are doing a tunnel and discovered un exploded dynamite.
Now the cost estimates are going orbital. (not pun intended)
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,526  
BTW..."PhD" stands for "Pizza Hut Deliveryman"...!
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,527  
No matter what the job involves, it always takes longer and costs more.

AND if a gov't contract double that!
LOL, in Montreal they are doing a tunnel and discovered un exploded dynamite.
Now the cost estimates are going orbital. (not pun intended)
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,528  
From the movie "Contact". First Rule of Government Spending. Why buy one, when you can buy two at twice the price?
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,529  
Yes... Dr. Pangloss was the ultimate optimist, vs Candide who was the ultimate pessimist. But... if you think about it, this has to be the best of all possible worlds; because it's the one we exist in...:confused3:

Well, I would say it's the best of all existing worlds, not the best of all possible.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,530  
Possibly billions? Maybe Trillions. Would take a while to compare them all.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,532  
Not sure Humans would deserve a new world or planet seeing how we have trashed this one.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,533  
BTW..."PhD" stands for "Pizza Hut Deliveryman"...!

I thought a PhD was like a BS degree, but it's Piled Higher and Deeper.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,534  
"That boy ain't right..."

I think this one is southern, i never heard it before i moved to nc


99% of the time, uttered by an old lady.


Wellllllll, bless his heart.

That's there way of saying you are a dumb a**
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,535  
I owned my own deal and worked alone. I was married to a teacher for 20 some years and most of our friends were her teacher friends. I pay very close attention.

This is probably not universal but......

If you can, do

If you can't do, teach.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,536  
And if you can't do that, CONSULT.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,537  
I was offered a consulting job with the company I retired from, I didnt see me doing that.....
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,538  
BTW..."PhD" stands for "Pizza Hut Deliveryman"...!

According to my uncle, circa 25 years ago, it was a type of camera, now that computing had invaded such fundamental physical apparatus.

Push Here Dummy.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,539  
Post Hole Digger
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,540  
He was such a bad shot, if he threw a hammer on the ground, he`d miss.
 

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