My grandmother, bless her soul, always told me these things as long as I could remember:
1. He who has, gets
2. Where there's a way, there's a will (and testament)
3. Never (mess) with another man's livelihood
4. That girl could hunt elephants with a stick
After 4,115 posts it's bound to drift a little; but take heart, most people's vocabulary should be exhausted in another couple thousand posts and it will die a natural death.