Toilet paper

[/pine]

Please explain how to forget something you wish you had never read...!

 

[Industrial Toys]

Coming from a realist?? I'm confused.:confused3:

 

[MossRoad]

Please explain how to forget something you wish you had never read...!

nobody is forcing you to read anything you wish not to....

 

[MossRoad]

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[GeneV]

I think I need to turn down the pressure on my poor man's bidet. Honey!!!! Please step further back next time... apparently pressure washers will give you more than you bargained for if you aren't careful.

The things couples get up to while self-quarantining.

 

[/pine]

LoL...well there goes the theory you can assume there is at least some merit in a post based on the ID of the poster...

 

[GeneV]

I always wish I had a bidet. No room for it here. Why we are blessed with hair down there I will never know. Often thought about getting it waxed! Clean up would be easier.

The brazilian wax places are likely closed as non-essential businesses, so you're sol. Also, bleaching is out too.

 

[hawkeye08]

Costco has seniors shopping time now (Tuesday and Thursday, 8-9am) locally. We went this morning, expected a crowd, thought wow when we were pulling in, not many cars in lot, but the line went a longs ways in parking lot, many had carts, waiting for opening.. no one under 60 yo, they were checking ID and enforcing it.

They had toilet paper (just the kirkland brand, limit 1) and most other items. The last time I was in, the bread isle was empty, today full. We got a cart load, was out of energy. Wife was in wheelchair trying to tell me what to get, etc. she has to be very careful not to over do it with her feet (left foot torn tendon still healing, right ankle bone on bone).

 

[Bird]

I think I was 12 years old when my Dad bought a 10 acre place that had been a good fruit farm; had a good well and windmill but no indoor plumbing except a cold water faucet in the kitchen. I had to help my Dad put a new water tank on a stand at the windmill and that gave up sufficient water pressure to the house, so he partitioned off one bedroom, put in a water heater, toilet and bathtub. The house was at the top of a hill, sloped off both sides, so he just ran a sewer line underground past the plum trees and then out on the top of the ground. We never had a problem with that.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

I always wish I had a bidet. No room for it here. Why we are blessed with hair down there I will never know. Often thought about getting it waxed! Clean up would be easier.

It goes back to our ancient roots. Body hair was one way to visually distinguish between adults and juveniles, and in the case of adults, males from females...and FWIW, body hair has a tendency to retain the odor of pherenomes; which functions as a sexual attractant and aids in pair bonding. Yeah, I know...you didn't ask...