Wits and Bits of Nothingness, Volume Four

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Man that thing is sweet xfaxman!
Nice longhorn too!!

 

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During this COVID pandemic...can you think of anything they may be selling less of than birthday candles...?
Or then again maybe they are selling a lot of canned compressed air with the candles...?

 

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How come you never see a headline like "Psychic Wins Lottery"...?

 

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Are people born with photographic memories or does it take time to develop...?

 

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If attacked by a gang of circus clowns...go for the juggler...!

 

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Socialist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them...!

 

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Geology rocks....but geography is where it's at...!

 

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I buy all my hand guns from a guy named T-Rex...he's a small arms dealer...!

 

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If the check you write to your exorcist bounces...you'll get repossessed...!

 

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A day without sunshine is...well...like night...!