What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[lilranch2001]

Quotes ...

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.

"Very good! -- Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'?"
Again, no response except from Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

"Excellent!" said the teacher continuing, let's try one a bit more difficult -- Who said,
'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your Country?"
Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F. Kennedy, 1961."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Akio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you Do."

She heard a loud whisper: " **** the Japs."
"Who said that? -- I want to know right now!? She angrily demanded. Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke.' The teacher glares around and asks, 'All right! -- Now who said that?"
Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? -- Suck this!"
Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little *****! -- If you say anything else -- I'll kill you!"
Little Akio frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004."

The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh **** , We're screwed!"

Little Akio said quietly, "The Democratic Party - Liberals - Hillary Clinton supporters who rigged the primaries, November 8, 2016."

:thumbsup:

 

[/pine]

And some people wonder why joke thread always get locked...have some style people...!

 

[LouNY]

"Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

"He who gives his freedom for safety gets none of them." Thomas Jefferson

'True individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made." Franklin D. Roosevelt

“Today the fear of contagion gives government cover for its assaults on freedom and poses a question the government does not want to answer: If liberty can be taken away in times of crisis, then is it really liberty; or is it just a license, via a temporary government permission slip, subject to the whims of politicians in power?”

 

[/pine]

The spread of the COVID-19 virus is based on two things:

How dense the population is and
How dense the population is...

 

[Doofy]

The spread of the COVID-19 virus is based on two things:

How dense the population is and
How dense the population is...

Totally agree.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"Gotta go to town, buy woman groceries...groceries run outta woman..."

 

[Thomas]

The spread of the COVID-19 virus is based on two things:

How dense the population is and
How dense the population is...

:thumbsup:

 

[lilranch2001]

The spread of the COVID-19 virus is based on two things:

How dense the population is and
How dense the population is...

And the politicians who told the general population to continue living their "normal life" rather than listening to the government and medical community to hunker down

 

[wheelbuilder]

Don’t Count Your Chickens Before They’ve Hatched

You’re the Bees Knees. (I never understood what bees knees were)

Or don't count your weasels before they've popped !

 

[drssg]

"Gotta go to town, buy woman groceries...groceries run outta woman..."

What? I can't make any sense out of that.