Wingnut
Veteran Member
Signs you\'re drinking too much coffee
for all of you that have enlightened us with your coffee tales (I just drink it, I don't write about it ... /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif)
from the latest Agriculture Online newsletter:
Signs you're drinking too much coffee
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You can jump-start your truck without cables.
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You buy cream by the tanker.
You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
You're so wired you pick up AM radio.
People can test batteries in your ears.
You short out motion detectors.
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
for all of you that have enlightened us with your coffee tales (I just drink it, I don't write about it ... /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif)
from the latest Agriculture Online newsletter:
Signs you're drinking too much coffee
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You can jump-start your truck without cables.
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You buy cream by the tanker.
You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
You're so wired you pick up AM radio.
People can test batteries in your ears.
You short out motion detectors.
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
