Rednecks Get 'er done !

[brin]

I hope this pastes well....a friend just emailed this to me....he is a hi-tech redneck...LOL
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Nicest redneck email!!!
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We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God . If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are.


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You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'



You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.



You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'



You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.



You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.



You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.



You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.



You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.



You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.



You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.



If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.

 

[AGRIMAN]

I have never seen those before.... but I still passed.

 

[brin]

I have never seen those before.... but I still passed.

:confused3:Huh ? You probably wouldn't fit in then, I mean if you don't get it....????

 

[AGRIMAN]

:confused3:Huh ? You probably wouldn't fit in then, I mean if you don't get it....????

No sir, I got everyone of them and I can assure you that I fit the culture that values home, family, country and God. What I meant was of all the "You might be a redneck if" jokes that I have heard/read over the years, I have never seen those before. One's that relate to strong values.

 

[Piston]

Sounds more like its describing a proudly raised American with good core values and beliefs, redneck or not!
I'm far from a redneck, but I fit into all of those sayings!


Thanks for sharing!

 

[brin]

No sir, I got everyone of them and I can assure you that I fit the culture that values home, family, country and God. What I meant was of all the "You might be a redneck if" jokes that I have heard/read over the years, I have never seen those before. One's that relate to strong values.

OK - sorry...I wrongly though when you said ...Passed that you were not agreeing with those values but I see you meant after reading them you " Passed " meaning you agreed...

 

[brin]

Sounds more like its describing a proudly raised American with good core values and beliefs, redneck or not!
I'm far from a redneck, but I fit into all of those sayings!


Thanks for sharing!

I know what you mean about the term " Redneck " I am not crazy about that term either ....but certain segments of society like to label any of us that stand by those standards as rednecks...it serves to demonize us...and make us comical...a form of ridicule ...so this is a way for us to define ourselves...embrace the term of the opposition and define it...

 

[AGRIMAN]

OK - sorry...I wrongly though when you said ...Passed that you were not agreeing with those values but I see you meant after reading them you " Passed " meaning you agreed...

No Problem. I should have been more clear. I make it through Montgomery County a few times a year and wouldn't want you shooting at me. LOL.

 

[Steppenwolfe]

Wow! Finally. A proven scientific method to distinguish one human being from another. You, Sir, should be given a Nobel prize. Stupid me, I always thought I could spot a redneck by their ignorance, narrow mindedness, and the definitive yuk, yuk accent. Now I know better.

 

[creekbend]

I know what you mean about the term " Redneck " I am not crazy about that term either ....but certain segments of society like to label any of us that stand by those standards as rednecks...it serves to demonize us...and make us comical...a form of ridicule ...so this is a way for us to define ourselves...embrace the term of the opposition and define it...

The large majority of the people that call other people - Rednecks" - have confused the Denotation and the Connotation of the word, Redneck. In the past, people that lived in the Country or rural areas, Mountain People, Hillbillies; etc, were labeled as backward and uneducated. It is common today to associate these lifestyles as being synonymous with being labeled as "Rednecks". BTW, it has been rumored that "WE" marry our First Cousins. That is completely false. We are only allowed to marry our Second Cousins; at least in the Mountains of Appalachia.