Murphy's Laws of Tractors

[Hoobie]

2. If you use the loader bucket to haul tools to the work site and back, you will forget they are there and either dump the bucket or scoop something into it.


Bruce

If you replace your bucket with pallet forks for logging eventually you will think it a smart idea to hang your gas containers on the forks on your last skid load of logs out of the woods for the day. On the way they will slide down the forks out of sight. You will forget they are there and proceed to pile the logs crushing the gas cans. You may even do it several times. I have known it to happen.

 

[Avenger]

When borrowing a friends/neighbors implement, it will always be the wrong size or category hitch.

 

[mred2]

If you let someone borrow your tractor, it will break.

If you borrow something, it will break.

If you start to do a job, you will find something broken and not be able to finish the job.

If you buy something new, it never works as good as the old one.

 

[Cougsfan]

Even though you have thousands of bolts stored in various bins, they will all be SAE and your tractor needs a metric bolt.

 

[cdaigle430]

#4) Sooner or later you will underestimate how far the loader sticks out in front of the tractor while turning.

Oh yeah, been there done that, 4X.

 

[Avenger]

Your dealer will have every part for every other tractor in stock, except for yours.

 

[cdaigle430]

Forgetting to fold ROPs before entering the garage with only a 7 foot height.

 

[mred2]

Any time you stop the tractor to get off, the only mud hole within 100 yards will be under your foot.

 

[Industrial Toys]

If you let someone use your tractor, it will sound different when you get it back.

 

[wheelbuilder]

The day you don't wear your boots to do something, that's when you get stuck.