Reminds me of the roadside rock our town highway department decided to remove one day. Seems they had broken many a snowplow wing by hitting that stone...and were getting tired of the repair bills. So they came out bright and early one summer morning with an excavator. Had to dig a huge hole, and for a while there it looked like it was part of the planet's core, rather than just a boulder. The guy was a real wizard with the excavator, and though he tipped over several times was able to right himself and get the rock onto the road.
But the rock was the size of a Mack truck, and the excavator was unable to move it any further. This was a problem because it was completely blocking our 8 foot wide dirt road. So they got a dozer from back in town and brought it up with all the confidence of men used to moving heavy things. The dozer hit the rock and stopped dead in its tracks. Hardly even scratched the granite.
So they loaded a dump truck with sand and came charging up the road to ram the boulder. The truck left part of its front end wrapped around the stone, and limped back down the hill.
So they rented the largest Cat bulldozer in the entire county. A huge behemoth that made the earth shake as it rumbled past. No luck. It didn't break, but neither did it budge. If only they could have gone around the boulder and come at it from uphill everything would have been fine, but the obstruction was perched halfway up a 22% slope, wedged between a steep embankment on one side and an historic stone wall on the other. The breezeway over my driveway was much too low for any large vehicle to pass beneath, so they had to attack from downhill. Bad news.
They finally brought in a demolition crew, drilled holes in the rock and blew it with dynamite. The boulder grudgingly split in half, and the huge dozer was able to pull them downhill as far as the turnaround where they became mired in sand and remain to this day. The town abandoned the turnaround, and the twin stones are now used only by snakes trying to get warm in our all too brief summer months.
Pete
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