How many per acre is reasonable?

[mjncad]

any1 that drinks a case of beer in 2 days is a light drinker compared to guys i know.i know guys that drink 2 cases a day everyday or more.they get up in the morning drinking.

That sounds like a guy I used to work with many years ago as he could down a six-pack in a half-hour lunch break, and cashed his paychecks at the liquor store before the company went to direct deposit. Sometimes I wonder if the idiot is still alive.

I like my booze; but there is a time and a place for it.

 

[High Compression]

Always remember... Beer has food value, but food has no beer value.

 

[mjncad]

Always remember... Beer has food value, but food has no beer value.

Good one!

 

[ShenandoahJoe]

There are 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case, and my wife thinks it's just coincidence.

 

[YesDeere]

How else are you supposed to get excited about mowing???

 

[SPYDERLK]

How else are you supposed to get excited about mowing???

Perhaps satisfaction with the finished product?

 

[mjncad]

Perhaps satisfaction with the finished product?

Followed by a couple of cold ones as a just reward for busting your hump.

 

[Chilly807]

Johnson's Law of Beer.

It goes like this..

1> There IS no work without beer

2> No job is less than 3 beers

3> 1 beer tastes like 3

4> 3 times 3 equals 9

5> There's no such thing as a "nine pack"

6> Therefore, you might as well plan on a dozen beer for any job.

Just as a note, the guy that came up with this used to be my next-door neighbour. We built a raised deck behind his house one summer. As I recall, it took the best part of a month working at it on weekends and evenings.

Between the three of us (his 16 year old son helped) we went through 29 dozen beer building the deck. His wife claims it would have been faster and cheaper to hire a contractor. I think she's right. Pretty much any time we picked up a hammer a dozen beer disappeared.

Sean

 

[YanmarFever]

Not that I advocate drinking alcohol.....

But the last time I checked this was still the United States of America and your neighbor should be able to drink what ever he pleases if he hurts no one.

It sounds like there are a lot of busybody's that need to stop snooping on their neighbors, and we would all get along better.:ashamed:

He's hurting no one but himself.

Land of the FREE !!

 

[Dr_Zinj]

Coors = 1 per acre

Bud Lite = 1 per acre and a half

Michelob, Sam Adams, Heineken, Lowenbrau = 1 per 3 acres

Red Hook Copper Top or ESB = 1 per 5 acres

1 bottle of brown Belgian Chimay beer = 0 acres. 1 bottle and it's nap time!