'Allot' is a word. 'Alot' is not.

[cqaigy2]

Actually 'S-H-I-T' is an acronym for 'ship high in transit' !

-and there sure are a lot of '**** retentive' folks here. (AKA language police)

You know that Freudian theory has been poo poohed right? :laughing:

 

[Streetcar]

Just saw headline in news feed, data shows Grammer Nazis are jerks

 

[Diggin It]

Some things I must do whether or not the weather is good. Other times I can weather the delay.

 

[Big Barn]

Other times I can weather the delay.

I had something funny (IMO) to say but most likely would have been grossly inappropriate.

 

[bunyip]

Our goat is a wether...

 

[cqaigy2]

I don't know whether the wether was worse in bad weather.

 

[tallyho8]

In cold weather, my wife would wonder whether her wether's barn was weatherproof or whether her wether would freeze during the cold weather.
I told her that whether or not her wether will freeze all depends on whether or not the weather gets below freezing.
She told me that whether or not her wether freezes depends on how well I weatherproofed her barn to protect her wether.
I told her that whether or not her wether freezes depends on whether or not her wether has enough winter hair to keep her wether from freezing not whether or not I put alot of insulation in the barn to protect her wether from the weather.
She then told me that if I had allotted enough insulation in the barn to protect her wether from the weather than it wouldn't matter whether or not her wether had enough hair to protect it from the winter weather.

At this point I really didn't care whether or not the weather froze her wether because I was wondering whether or not I would make it into a cabrito or curry recipe.

 

[Wagtail]

In cold weather, my wife would wonder whether her wether's barn was weatherproof or whether her wether would freeze during the cold weather.
I told her that whether or not her wether will freeze all depends on whether or not the weather gets below freezing.
She told me that whether or not her wether freezes depends on how well I weatherproofed her barn to protect her wether.
I told her that whether or not her wether freezes depends on whether or not her wether has enough winter hair to keep her wether from freezing not whether or not I put alot of insulation in the barn to protect her wether from the weather.
She then told me that if I had allotted enough insulation in the barn to protect her wether from the weather than it wouldn't matter whether or not her wether had enough hair to protect it from the winter weather.

At this point I really didn't care whether or not the weather froze her wether because I was wondering whether or not I would make it into a cabrito or curry recipe.

Ooooh, so close! You should've used 'then', not 'than'.

 

[Jstpssng]

In cold weather, my wife would wonder whether her wether's barn was weatherproof or whether her wether would freeze during the cold weather.
I told her that whether or not her wether will freeze all depends on whether or not the weather gets below freezing.
She told me that whether or not her wether freezes depends on how well I weatherproofed her barn to protect her wether.
I told her that whether or not her wether freezes depends on whether or not her wether has enough winter hair to keep her wether from freezing not whether or not I put alot of insulation in the barn to protect her wether from the weather.
She then told me that if I had allotted enough insulation in the barn to protect her wether from the weather than it wouldn't matter whether or not her wether had enough hair to protect it from the winter weather.

At this point I really didn't care whether or not the weather froze her wether because I was wondering whether or not I would make it into a cabrito or curry recipe.

I would like to hear you say this aloud, three times fast.

 

[Diggin It]

^^^ If it was up to me, that would not be allowed.