After I bought my skidsteer, I told my wife "I think that when I retire, I might do a little work as a relationship coach." My wife said "You would suck at that." I said not only would I be good at it, I wouldn't even need to advertise. I would get enough business from referrals. Here is the example I gave her.
I would notice that my friend Roger seems kind of down in the dumps, so I would ask him how he is doing. He would explain that he and his girlfriend Cheryl aren't doing so well, and the relationship is pretty rocky. I would tell him "Buy a Skidsteer!" He would ask how that would fix their relationship, and I would say, I don't know, but it would make you happy. I would check back a couple of months later and find Roger happily working with his skidsteer. I would ask him how he was, and he would say he has never been happier. I would ask him about Cheryl and he would tell me that they split up. I would say I'm sorry, and he would say, It's okay. I used my skidsteer trailer to help her move out.
I told my wife I would get new business from Roger's friends who would ask why he bought a skidsteer, and he would tell them My Relationship Coach recommended I buy it! At that point, ny wife gave me a look of disgust, and I headed off to my skidsteer.
