Pallets in fields

mikefromnh · May 26, 2015

DAY 516:

Any updates?

Wagtail · May 26, 2015

My pallet husbandry yielded 2 sturdy ones this summer season. Not a bad result considering my small property.

It's still too early to determine the sex of each as that's a specialised field (probably a 2yr college course) and the cost of bringing a 'pallet sexer' into my area is prohibitive.

I'll just have to wait and see.

Xfaxman · May 26, 2015

I forked one pallet from the fields, here!

RobertBrown · May 26, 2015

dave1949 said:
Pallets beat the snot out of this poor guy. Watch yourself.

Sheriff corporal in ND rescues man trapped under pallet

GRAND FORKS (AP) A sheriff corporal in northeastern North Dakota has rescued a man trapped under a pallet of cardboard.
The Grand Forks Sheriff's Office said deputies found 24-year-old Daniel Svir pinned under a pallet when they responded to a medical assist report at Countrywide Sanitation. Svir was found facing down, bleeding from his face and having difficulty breathing.

Cpl. Thomas Inocencio quickly found a forklift and got the pallet off of Svir. Inocencio then assisted Svir until paramedics arrived.
Sheriff Bob Rost said Inocencio's quick thinking prevented Svir from getting further injured.

The Grand Forks man was transported to a local hospital. His condition is unknown.

Grand Forks!
Grand.....Forks ....... as in.... PALLET FORKS!
What the fork is going on here? Why did I not see this earlier?
That's way too ironic to be a coincidence or a.... "co-inky dink" as we say here in Grand Forks...........oops.

dragoneggs · May 26, 2015

RobertBrown said:
Grand Forks!
Grand.....Forks ....... as in.... PALLET FORKS!
What the fork is going on here? Why did I not see this earlier?
That's way too ironic to be a coincidence or a.... "co-inky dink" as we say here in Grand Forks...........oops.

I don't get it... just one pallet? There had to be more accomplices. Was the pallet holding the guy down? Did it jump on him?

Daver1963 · May 26, 2015

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Wagtail said:
It's still too early to determine the sex of each as that's a specialised field (probably a 2yr college course) and the cost of bringing a 'pallet sexer' into my area is prohibitive.

I'll just have to wait and see.

Actually its pretty easy. If you turn them over and one of the boards has a knothole its a .............

dragoneggs · May 26, 2015

Daver1963 said:
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Actually its pretty easy. If you turn them over and one of the boards has a knothole its a .............

Could be transgender... maybe the knot is still in the hole and protruding a bit?

Wagtail · May 26, 2015

Daver1963 said:
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Actually its pretty easy. If you turn them over and one of the boards has a knothole its a .............

You'd think it would be that easy, Dave, but why would there be a 1 or 2 year college course (agronomist extra credit if I remember correctly) if it were that simple? Knotholes would throw the whole thing into question. :confused3: