How about having a option to turn off any of the nonessential things that irritate you.
The option is there on some vehicles if you know how to program them. You can drive around all day in my 06 Ram without the seatbelt on and not hear a thing. Another thing I shut off as soon as I got it was the doors locking as soon as I put it in gear. Unnecessary wear on the actuators if you ask me. May be needed in the slums somewhere but not out where I live.